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The Stiff and the Dead

The Stiff and the Dead



The Stiff and the Dead

“Say ah.” I leaned forward with my flashlight aimed into my friend Goldie’s mouth. “Yikes.”

He opened his heavily mascaraed eyes and shut his coral colored lips. I wished I looked that good in coral. Frankly, I wished I looked that good in anything similar to what Goldie wore. “What does ‘yikes’ mean, Suga?” he asked.

I touched his hand and had visions of all the times I’d done that with the many patients I’d taken care of in the past thirteen years. That is, used to take care of. I'd sworn off nursing months ago. I didn’t miss my ex-career though. I’d burned out faster than a desert pine hit by lightening during a drought.

I rubbed his hand beneath the beautiful silver and turquoise bracelet that sparkled on his left wrist. As far as transvestites went, Goldie Perlman had class and damn good taste in clothes. I could learn from him where makeup was concerned, and actually had in the past. But, damn, I still couldn’t wear coral with my pale skin and gray eyes. “Yikes means your tonsils look like giant zeppelins.”

He raised his eyebrows. “What the hell--" A fit of coughing took his words.

“Remember the Hindenburg?”

“Before my time.”

“I know, but your tonsils are about that big, Gold. I could yank them out with my fingers. You need to go to a doctor ASAP.” I took my hand from his and set the flashlight down on his glass and chrome desk. Goldie had dynamite taste in furniture too, especially if you liked jungle themes. I flopped onto the zebra chair I'd grown so fond of since working for Scarpello and Tonelli insurance company.

I'd only been here a few months thanks to the connections of my roommate Miles, Goldie’s boyfriend. Miles’ uncle Fabio owned the place and after a "meltdown" of my previous career, I'd fallen into this new one. Working for Fabio. Ack.

“I hate doctors, Suga.”

I smiled. “Don’t we all.” This after the doctor I used to date nearly killed me--and not from an error in treating me medically. Actually, it was more along the line of murder. “I’m guessing you need those tonsils yanked out as soon as the infection clears.”

He gasped a high-pitched sound. Very flamboyant. Gotta love him. I looked around the office. Giant Fica trees draped in moss gave the feeling of being transported from Connecticut to the old South, specifically Louisiana, Goldie’s home state. As I tried to think of some words of comfort for my ailing friend, our boss walked in.

Fabio Scarpello. Yuck. Now I felt sick.

He glared at Goldie. “You look like shit.” Then Fabio handed him a file. “Here’s your next case.”

Goldie reached a perfectly manicured, coral colored nail, hand out, then fell back against the chair.

“What the hell is wrong with you?” Fabio asked in his usual I-don’t-give-a-shit-tone. I think he reached down to adjust his crotch through his brown polyester pants, but I yanked my head to the side so I didn’t have to watch.

Ouch.

I spun too fast, but the pain was worth not having to see Fabio. I hesitated, then without looking back said, “He’s got tonsillitis, Fabio. He needs medial treatment.” I felt about ready to pop the guy, but figured my fist would slide off the grease on his chin, so instead I rubbed my now sore neck.

Normally I loved Italians. Miles was one even though he had been adopted into the Scarpello family, but this Fabio guy got under my skin. He was the consummate Hollywood version of Italian right down to the "wifebeater" tee shirts I'm certain he wore under his polyester suit jackets. Plus, he always wore brown. That more than likely wasn't an Italian thing, but it was a Fabio thing.

He looked from Goldie to me, then yanked back the file. He turned to go but not before he shoved the it at me. “Here, newbie, get your feet christened with your second case. Prescription fraud. Two jokers to tail. Pauline Sokol medical insurance fraud investigator extraordinaire gets to prove herself yet again. Even though this case is way past your abilities, I don’t have a fucking choice.” He shook his head. “Christ. This time don’t nearly get yourself killed.”

Then he was gone and all was right with the world.

Except that now I was facing my next assignment--alone. I’d only worked for Fabio once and that case was a piece of cake. Workers’ Comp. Tail a suspect. Take pictures. Yadda. Yadda. Yadda. Okay, I won’t go into detail of how the first set of pictures that I took was of the suspect's butt. Suffice it to say, the camera was camouflaged as a beeper, and it hadn’t occurred to me to take it off my belt.

I learned my lesson, though, and was ready--to work alone.

Perfect, since that first case had been "hindered" by none other than the mysterious Jagger. Be still my heart. Jagger was an enigma in the investigation field--even if no one knew who the hell he was, what his last name was--or his first for that matter--or whom he actually worked for.

Me, I really didn't care.

There went my heart again--and something else. Okay, so the guy revved my engine, but, being the consummate professional, I never made a pass at him--nor he at me. Shit. Wait, there was that one kiss under the mistletoe at my mother's house, but, then again, she'd egged him on so it didn't count.

Goldie started to cough. I looked at him. "You have a fever."

He rolled his eyes upward. "How can you tell?"

"Your eyes are all glassy, and a ruddy hue the likes of my mother's Christmas tablecloth is showing beneath your pancake makeup."

"I'm dying," he muttered.

I gave a soft laugh and a cluck of my tongue so as to convince him that he wasn't nearly deceased and opened the file. "Oh."

Goldie looked at me. "Oh? That's your most professional assessment of your second case?"

I looked up. "Well...shoot, Goldie."

He bolted upright. "What is it, Suga?"

I leaned closer to look at the file. I flipped several pages, leaned even further down to look at a photo and the name. "I think one of my suspects is already dead."

"That'll mean less work."

I looked up into his watery, feverish eyes. "True. But it's Mr. Wisnowski."

"Wis what?"

"Wisnowski. One of my Uncle Walt's cronies from the Senior Citizen center."

"So, old people die."

"Uncle Walt's been, well, for the last few days, he's been insisting that Mr. Wisnowski...he was...killed."

#

After consoling Goldie and his tonsils until he fell asleep on his zebra couch, I walked out of his office. Slowly I turned to shut the door without waking him. I'd promised to come back in a few hours and take him to the Hope Valley walk-in clinic. Mondays were usually a busy day so he'd chosen to nap first and avoid the morning rush. Mondays were also Senior Citizen Day. Well, truthfully, everyday was Senior Day at the clinic.

Being a recently hired employee at Scarpello and Tonelli Insurance Company, I didn't have my own office. Fabio had said I had to work through my probationary period, which was probably for a year, before he'd cough up the furniture and space. Goldie had been sweet enough to let me use his office and equipment when necessary, but it didn't make me feel as if I really belonged.

As if I was truly a medical fraud insurance investigator.

I still felt like a burned out ex-nurse working on a temporary job. Because, and this part wasn't in my plans, as much as I wanted to get out of nursing, my last case had dumped me right back into my old scrubs, working undercover at a clinic. That, of course, was because of the over-powering persuasion of none other than Jagger. With my help, he had cracked open a multi-million dollar medical insurance fraud case.

But, two people had died in the process.

Thankfully I wasn't one of them.

And, I made a sacred oath to myself that no one was going to get me back into nursing.

I headed down the hallway and into the receptionist's little cubicle. I imagined Fabio had promised her a bigger space years ago, but here she sat in a tiny eight by four room. "Hey, Adele."

She swung around, her earphone catching on the knob of the desk, yanking her back toward the wall. "Oops!"

I jumped up, but before I could untangle her, she'd reached up a gloved hand to do the job. Adele always wore white silken gloves. At first I'd thought it odd, but soon came to love the eccentricities of the displaced Canadian woman who had become like a second mother to me.

Well, looking at her "streetwalker" tight pink suit and bright pink lips that matched her nails, I knew my real mother would die at the comparison. You can't judge a book by its cover was a cliché proven every day around here. From flamboyant Goldie with a heart of gold, to greasy Fabio with the Godfather complex, to darling Adele Girard who often spoke of herself in the third person, to Nick Caruso, with his leading man good looks, I often felt as if I were working on some movie set.

"You all right, Adele?" I plopped down on the nearby gray desk chair.

She smiled and spun around until she twirled back with a coffee in hand. When she held it out toward me, she smiled. I still had a hard time believing this woman was an ex-con. But she'd had a good reason for doing what she did. I can still hear her explaining, although I hadn’t asked, “My old lady was sick. The big C. Ate her up to nothing. And, to boot, no medical insurance. I needed that money. The jury was right to convict me. Don’t matter the need, you can’t steal.” She’d held up her gloved hands for me to study. “Burned in the joint.”

I looked over to see her watching me.

"Adele is always fine," she said.

I took the mug. She'd given me the one she'd bought that said "Investigator Sokol" in bold black letters. "Thanks. Goldie looks like crap today."

"Mmmm." She took several sips of her drink. I assumed it was coffee, but often thought Adele added a bit of "flavor" to it. Rum flavor to be exact. Nevertheless she was a darling and a wiz of a secretary. She'd helped me out so much with addresses and private info, I often wondered if she wouldn't make a better investigator than I.

But there was the ex-con thing.

"Yeah, he’s got tonsillitis I'm sure. Needs them yanked, but I bet it will be a challenge to get him to go under the knife."

She laughed. "Have his boyfriend help."

"Miles?" Now I laughed. "He'd be more of a wreck than Goldie facing that prospect.”

"And he's a nurse?"

"A great one, but when it comes to those he loves, he's a basket case." I set down my mug and picked up my file. "Fabio gave me Goldie's case."

Adele's eyes grew dark. She gingerly set her mug down as if it would splinter into millions of pieces. "I see."

Suddenly my coffee floated up my throat. No, maybe that was bile brought on by fear. Adele had me scared. Maybe it was her tone, maybe the look in her eyes, or maybe the way she pulled on the third finger of her glove. Up and down. Up and down until I reached out and shoved my hand over hers.

Startled, she pulled back.

I did the same with an apology fresh on my lips. "Oh my God. I’m sorry. I have no idea why I--"

"Adele understands." With that she got up, scurried to the door and before I could get her to explain, Fabio shouted for her.

Damn.

I leaned back in my chair. It wasn't often that I got bad premonitions about things. I left that sort of thing up to my mother who still worried that I was single, had given up the career I'd been schooled in, worked in a field that almost got me killed and didn't eat right. Don’t get me started on not having kids yet.

But, looking down at the folder in my hand, while I read the name Sophie Banko and possible prescription fraud, a heat spread up my arms, and a rock-like thud sounded in the pit of my stomach.

And, for some reason, all I could think was, Mr. Wisnowski was murdered.


Selected Works-Click on red title for excerpt

Humorous mystery
The Pauline Sokol Mystery Series Book #1
The first book in The Pauline Sokol Mysteries, A Dose of Murder, is a wonderful medical-world story enlivened by an exceptionally fun and sassy voice. In it, a burned out registered nurse becomes a medical insurance fraud investigator only to be yanked back into the nursing field by an experienced hunk of an investigator who she just can’t say no to--until she stumbles upon two dead bodies.
The Pauline Sokol Mystery Series Book #2
Pauline Sokol, ex-RN turned medical insurance fraud investigator finds herself embroiled in a scam of senior citizens...and Viagra fraud. If that isn’t bad enough, one of the old geezers has fallen for her...and two have mysteriously departed from this world.
The Pauline Sokol Mystery Series Book #3
Ex-RN Pauline Sokol finds herself confined against her will in a psychiatric hospital when she goes undercover to investigate fraudulent brokers who match patients with treatment facilities--for a bounty as high as $4000.00 a head. A master plan of escape ensues when “doctor” Jagger shows up...until the broker is found dead.
The Pauline Sokol Mystery Series Book #4
Blurb: Sailing over the bounty seas is not the ideal case for ex-RN Pauline Sokol who has never been out of New England. But when her sleazy boss, Fabio Scarpello, offers her the chance to work a case on The Golden Dolphin--sailing through the Bermuda Triangle is the least of her problems. Murder, mayhem and a missing nurse take center stage while Pauline is trapped on the ship, her roommate murdered, and Pauline’s name is next on the list.
The Pauline Sokol Mystery Series Book #5
For her latest case, Pauline Sokol is assigned to investigate plastic surgery fraud in swanky Newport, Rhode Island. To get inside the exclusive “spa”, she must go undercover as a private duty nurse. Now all she needs is a suitable well-heeled patient. Luckily, her best friend and colorful co-worker Goldie fits the bill (and the high heels), and he selflessly volunteers for a nose job. Once she’s infiltrated this surgical playground for the rich and spoiled, Pauline discovers that someone in the practice is scamming the insurance companies. More than a few of these jet setters have become addicted to plastic surgery and many of the women’s husbands have refused to pay for any more elective “changes.” So someone is making up diagnoses so the (inflated) costs are covered without anyone being the wiser. A “nose job” has now become a “repair of a deviated septum for better breathing.” But a simple case of semantics soon turns deadly when a male secretary’s body is found floating fifty feet below the jagged ocean cliff. As she struggles to keep herself out of danger, Pauline can’t believe her non-altered eyes when the enigmatic Jagger shows up to at the B&B where she’s staying. But even her hunky cohort can’t keep her safe when a simple case of going under the knife is anything but cut and dried.